Meet the Flock
I asked ChatGPT to write Tinder profiles for our flock. It didn't disappoint!
Golden Nugget aka Nuggie: Buff Orpington
Golden fluff with a big heart and even bigger wingspan. I enjoy long walks around the coop, snack dates with scratch grains, and being the calm, cuddly one in the friend group. Swipe right if you’re into loyal, low-drama energy and premium feathered hugs.
Ruby the Rhode Island Red
Red hot, confident, and running this yard like a boss. I’m bold, productive, and not afraid to remind everyone who laid the egg. Swipe right if you can handle strong hen energy and a little spice in your life.
Snowball the Delaware
Black and white, bold and beautiful, and fully aware I’m the whole package. I’ve got attitude, charm, and zero patience for coop drama. Swipe right if you can handle a little sass with your class.
Coal the Black Jersey Giant
Tall, dark, and unapologetically majestic. I’m the gentle giant of the yard with a calm vibe and a big soft heart. Swipe right if you like your hens powerful, peaceful, and impossible to ignore.
Sariah the Black Sex Link
Sleek feathers, bright eyes, and a personality that steals the show. I’m smart, social, and known for finding the best treats in the yard. Looking for someone who can keep up with my star power.
Indi the Delaware
Handsome in black and white, confident crower by morning, protective gentleman by night. I bring bold energy, strong leadership, and I’m always watching out for my flock. Swipe right if you like a rooster who knows he’s a catch and isn’t afraid to announce it.
Verdi the Black Sex Link
All black, all charm, and always dressed to impress. I’m independent, curious, and love a little adventure between snack breaks. Swipe right if you appreciate mystery with a side of sass.
Zuzu the Black Jersey Giant
Built like a queen, moves like a model, and rules the coop with quiet confidence. I’m low drama, high loyalty, and always down for a snack date. Looking for someone who can handle a whole lot of hen in one gorgeous package.
Ami the Australorp
Glossy, gorgeous, and quietly outshining everyone. I’m classy, productive, and know my worth without having to squawk about it. Swipe right if you like your hens elegant, efficient, and a little bit legendary.
Poette the Black Sex Link
Low-key gorgeous with high-key confidence. I bring calm vibes, clever moves, and a talent for making every day more fun. Swipe right if you like your hens bold, beautiful, and a little bit legendary.
Khriss the Light Brahma
Fluffy, fabulous, and serving royal vibes 24/7. I may look soft, but I’ve got confidence, grace, and a little attitude under all these feathers. Swipe right if you’re ready to date a queen who knows she’s stunning.
Audrey the Black Ameraucana
All black, all attitude, and zero time for boring. I’m smart, stylish, and always doing my own thing. Looking for someone who can handle a hen with flavor and flair.
Pearl the Blue Splash Jersey Giant
Blue splash beauty with giant energy and zero apologies. I’m calm, confident, and turning heads without even trying. Swipe right if you’re ready for a rare queen who’s equal parts power and elegance.
Esther the Azure Layer
White Leghorn cross with icy-blue egg magic and zero chill about how cute I am. Fast, feisty, and always serving fresh looks and fresher eggs. Swipe right if you can keep up with my energy and appreciate rare, cool-toned beauty.
Rose the Ameraucana
Golden glow, soft feathers, and blue egg royalty. I’m sweet with a little spice and always leaving the coop wondering how I stay this cute. Swipe right if you like warm tones, cool eggs, and undeniable main-hen energy.
Blanche the Black Jersey x Ameraucana
Big body, bold beauty, and olive green eggs to flex on everyone. I’ve got Jersey Giant presence with Ameraucana flair, so yes, I’m basically a legend. Swipe right if you can handle size, style, and serious egg-game energy.
Blanca the White Plymouth Rock
Sweet on the outside, spicy in the attitude. I’m bold, confident, and not afraid to ruffle a few feathers to get what I want. Swipe right if you like your hens classy with a little kick.
Vinny the Blue Jersey Giant
Blue-on-black-feathered king with giant confidence and a crow that turns heads. I’m protective, powerful, and fully aware I run this yard. Swipe right if you can handle big rooster energy and next-level presence.
Ana the Buff Brahma
Buff, fluffy, and built like a goddess with zero competition. I’m calm when I want to be, spicy when I need to be, and always serving royal coop energy. Swipe right if you’re ready for big beauty, bigger feathers, and main-hen authority.
Dorothy the Black Ameraucana
Dark, mysterious, and way cooler than your average hen. I lay pretty blue eggs and bring big main-character energy to the coop. Swipe right if you like a little edge with your elegance.
Sophie the Black Copper Marans x Ameraucana
Dark, dramatic, and serving luxury vibes with every step. I’ve got Marans mystery, Ameraucana charm, and eggs so pretty they deserve their own spotlight. Swipe right if you like your hens rare, bold, and effortlessly iconic.
